OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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