if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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