everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i've created a new STD.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize