Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
