I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Randomize
