Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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