im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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