It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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