I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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