I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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