So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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