another moral hangover. fuck.
I think my fart just growled at me.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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