So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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