I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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