i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
