i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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