Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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