is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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