maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
