After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
