my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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