Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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