It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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