This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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