I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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