now i know why i became what i already was.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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