you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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