There is no way he is gay with that hair.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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