I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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