I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
where are my eyebrows?
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