your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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