Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
wow bdsm is so cute
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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