You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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