I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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