And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Is Oprah even human
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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