I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
The best revenge is premature balding
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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