You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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