She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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