is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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