but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Who died my cat blue again?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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