What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Apparently you make a good broom.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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