I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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