these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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