I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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