i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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