I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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