doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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