Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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