Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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