Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Houston, we have a squirter
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
