im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
That's when you crack a 10am beer
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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