Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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