just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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