ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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