respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Boobs speak an international language.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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